Let me some up my Valentines day......
Yes my mom was the only one who gave me valentines gift it was this:
Thanks to the dinner group guys, Rob, and Micheal for spending Valentines with your favorite girls at Chandell 897
Yes, we did all match on Sunday by wearing black and pink to church and yes it was totes adorbs
You may ask yourself why are 3/4 of these beautifuls girls single? Well let me tell you....
We all suffer from FOW Syndrome (Flavor of the Week Syndrome)
It is a terrible disease where we see the CUTEST boy that ever walked this BYU campus, we come home and go on and on about him to our roommates (and the guys at the tree house who participate in Girl Talk), facebook stalk him and all of the girls that he has taken a picture with in the past 6 months, give him nicknames, talk about how we made that "eye contact", think about how we can talk to him or text in a non-creepy way, plan our wedding with him with the help of pinterest, and fall in love.
Then either one of the three things happen:
1. He doesn't ask us out within a week of our "first encounter" so we get the hint and move telling ourselves that we can do better. This happens 99% of the time. But let me say that a lot of the times we don't talk to the guy so he doesn't know we are interested. If he only knew....
Or
2. We talk to him and find out that he either is a gamer, eats disgusting food, has a weird habit, hangs out with "trashy" girl and we realize that we are better than that. Yes, these are actual reasons why we moved on from previous FOW
or
3. We see a guy on campus who is THE HOTTEST guy that ever lived in Provo and completely forget our petty love for boy #1 and then repeat the steps above.
This is a terrible disease and the only cure is to actually find "the one" and until then we will continue celebrating Valentines Day alone and have a new Flavor of the Week.
problem #1 with FOW: you are comparing provo guys with other provo guys. there are no hot guys in provo. please keep in mind, these are the same guys who sing broadway songs in the hallways. this is not hot.
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how to solve FOW dilemma: move your search to the University of Utah. that's where the real winners are.